i am going to be deaf
and you are going to have to
string the leash of our dog
through your belt buckles
around your waist
so we can walk him and
still talk with sign language

i hope thats ok
i will make up for it
somehow

after our dog dies we can let our membership to the water front makeoutclub lapse
and just stay home.

or just not get a dog
i dont really want one.